that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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