He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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