yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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