Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Naked. naked and bneed help.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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