So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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