I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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