All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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