fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
