if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
They have beer where we have blood.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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