I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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