There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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