I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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