I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Randomize
