I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
As shirtless as possible
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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