At least make sure they are 18
Why
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
My liver just had a heart attack.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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