Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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