Will you blow on my dice?
You're completely useless in the revolution.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize