yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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