its not stalking. its research.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
