And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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