pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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