STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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