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(248): View more from Michigan

ya dads aren't the best wingmen

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence

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(408): View more from California

I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

She did what?

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Who. The correct term is she did who.

(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.

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(224): View more from Illinois

whered you go

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woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often

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