walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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