Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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