Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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