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this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
So much rum. So many feels.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
My ass is underappreciated
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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