so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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