I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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