why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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