Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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