your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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