Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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