South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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