So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
