I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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