I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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