LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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