I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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