this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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