That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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