Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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