Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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