I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
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A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize
