I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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