Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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