It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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