This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
there is puke in my bra ... again
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
