I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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