I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Randomize
