I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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