i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
the raccoons are back...
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