i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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