i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
