Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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