Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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