This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
